House File 1890 authored by Jeremy Kalin would "set energy efficiency standards for water coolers. . . . . ."
Conserve even more electricity, Representative Kalin, do away with water coolers and drink the water straight from the faucet at room temperature. So who needs it cooled!
And Kalin would also prescribe energy efficiency standards even for such major (!) energy parasites as DVD players and AC/DC converter plugs!!
A real environmentalist he, that Kalin!